Only a mothe r could love this liver
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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