I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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