But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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