You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I am naked and annoyed.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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