i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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