what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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