Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
