So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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