Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
