I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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