1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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