her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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