Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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