just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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