I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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