i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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