White coat. Heels.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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