Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
