I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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