I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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