My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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