I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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