I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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