It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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