need another drink. this is the easiest way
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
