i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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