sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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