My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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