he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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