i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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