Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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