just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
its not stalking. its research.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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