But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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