you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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