If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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