He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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