Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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