Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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