normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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