What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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