is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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