So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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