yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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