ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Randomize