He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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