wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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