So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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