I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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