I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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