I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
