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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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